Broke the 3,000 visitors milestone last month. Shit happens.

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I made a song in tribute to the number 421 that I seem to see everywhere I look. It’s called 4-21 and it’s experimental. Also I made it because I just got a new instrument library and I wanted to try it out. I also redid an old song from Sombra called Condemned Soul. The Harpi is where I fucked around with a harpsichord VSTi.

4-21 – Single Releases
Condemned Soul – Sombra: Shivrahn’s Awakening
The Harpi – Single Releases

OK so we aren’t changing the website into a porn website, it was an extended April Fools joke. You should check the dates on things as I explicitly wrote it was posted on the 1st of April. Anyway we have new things coming your way and broke the 2,000 visitors milestone last month. Another part of the April Fools joke was I’m a virgin and never get laid so me making porn to upload to the supposed porn page is just blasphemy.

We will soon be dropping our music production and turning our entire website into a porno website where you can download all kinds of porn
(some of which was made by Mike himself) and upload your own if you want. Please be patient as we convert our page over to the new format. Changes are expected to take a week as we transition over. Contact Mike by clicking here for more info if you’d like to get in on the action early on.

Alternatively, click here to see the original page I had up that stated this.

So I made a quick stupid little song along the lines of I Like Shorts and Hoyo-Boyo. Here are the lyrics:

Here I sit,
Wet and heavy,
My fat ass,
Broke the levee.

Fat ass broke the levee,
Fat ass broke the levee,
Fat ass broke the levee,
Fat ass broke the levee.

I Broke the Levee – Single Releases

I like shorts, they are fun to wear! I like shorts, like you’re wearing here! I like shorts, I see my leg here! I like shorts, if you don’t you’re queer!

I Like Shorts – Single Releases

Finally I wrote a new song after months of inactivity. Also did a cover of Boss B from Star Fox 64 so there would be a half ass decent orchestrated version of it out there like I wanted for a while.

Crystaline so Fat – Candy World Adventure OST
Star Fox 64: Boss B – Song Covers

So I decided to add a download for episodes 1-3 of Dare to Dream since there’s no more buy pages for it anymore and it is next to impossible to find these days. This is for all you sorry chumps like me who only got to play the demo and then were left wondering WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN for almost ten years.

Dare to Dream: Episodes 1-3 – Programs

So I wrote a nice little DSM for ePsychiatrists around the world so they finally have a diagnostic manual to help them in diagnosing the internet. I’m going to be updating the MIDI Encyclopedia one of these days when I stop procrastinating.

The ePsychiatry DSM – Tales of Ass Kickery