Welcome to my little corner of bitchery about bullshit that happens to me in my life, no it’s not the next ‘Tales of’ game in the ‘Tales of’ franchise. I know, you’re probably disappointed and hate to say it but you’re going to get even more disappointed as you sift through the following bullshit. I decided to add a rants section since I tend to fly into a rage like the time I ran outside and grabbed everything I could pull off the ground and threw it all into shit like the bird cage I threw into that tree. Ahhhhhhhhh yeah good times. Funny thing that happened is the bird cage actually flew apart and somehow all landed in a neat folded pile since it was able to fold up and be compact anyway.

Disclaimer:
Just for those who are stupid and believe everything they read; some of this is exaggerated though a lot of it I do actually say and do in real life because it’s just the way I am. Don’t use me as a role model and repeat what I say/do because you’ll probably get the shit beat out of you or you’ll get in big trouble over it since I kind of have a Groucho Marx thing going on where I can say the most offensive things ever and people just laugh and are like “Oh, that’s just Mike. Don’t mind him, he’s insane.”

If this stuff offends you then stop reading it and never come to Tales of Ass Kickery again. I write this stuff so I’ll have an outlet for it rather than taking it out on random people in public.

The List:
Feb 17th 2010 – He, She, Him, They, It, Them, Etc.
Jan 12th 2010 – I’m Obsessed with Breathing
Dec 31st 2009 – The ePsychiatry DSM
Dec 25th 2009 – Santa is Fucked Up
Nov 9th 2009 – Jewtube
Oct 10th 2009 – The Torment of Colonel Sanders
Sep 19th 2009 – Stop Ignoring Me
Sep 10th 2009 – Bridge(maxx) to Hell
Jul 30th 2009 – Jimmy Fallon Blows
Jun 9th, 2009 – Spawn
Jun 8th, 2009 – Bullshit Folklore
May 15th, 2009 – Sigmund Fraud was Full of Shit
May 2nd, 2009 – More of the Spirit of Bullshit
Apr 28th, 2009 – Water will give you Cancer
Apr 22nd, 2009 – Change my Ass
Mar 19th, 2009 – Evolution
Mar 17th, 2009 – The Man in the Moon
Mar 1st, 2009 – A New Excuse
Feb 23rd, 2009 – Positive Thinking
Feb 17th, 2009 – Let’s Make Another Mario Kart
Feb 3rd, 2009 – WordPress Video Plugins
Dec 26, 2008 – An Autopsy will Determine the cause of Death
Dec 25, 2008 – Qwest and Cable
Dec 11th, 2008 – Right Click Protection Fails it
Dec 8th, 2008 – Inexperienced People think I’m Stoned
Dec 6th, 2008 – People Screaming from Cars
Dec 3rd, 2008 – Black Friday is like Left 4 Dead
Nov 27th, 2008 – Greatest Movie you know Nothing About
Nov 7th, 2008 – Vocaloid is a Piece of Shit
Nov 5th, 2008 – Cubase
Oct 20th, 2008 – Fred’s a Faggot
Oct 15th, 2008 – Captshit
Oct 7th, 2008 – Max Baucus is a Douche
Oct 6th, 2008 – The Music Industry is Bullshit part 2
Sep 13th, 2008 – 5 Companies that Should Burn in Hell
Sep 11th, 2008 – The Music Industry is Bullshit
Sep 9th, 2008 – Doomsday Theories
Sep 2nd, 2008 – Desktop Weather Whore
Aug 24th, 2008 – Microsoft Hover! Kicks Ass
Aug 21st, 2008 – I’m so Manly
Aug 16th, 2008 – Scooby Dooby Shitty Doo
Aug 13th, 2008 – Offline/Away Totally Means I’m Here
Aug 9th, 2008 – I’m too Awesome for Wikipedia
Aug 8th, 2008 – Quest/DSL: The Spirit of Bullshit
Aug 1st, 2008 – What the Hell is Going on?!
Jul 30th, 2008 – Summer
Jul 29th, 2008 – My New Content Icon
Jul 29th, 2008 – 5 Phrases People Should Burn in Hell for
Jul 28th, 2008 – Letter to Irishman
Jul 26th, 2008 – Richard the One Armed Wonder