Here you will find all the programs we made or have stored here that we thought were cool and are hard to find.
Bullshit Generator
by Fifth Independent
This generates bullshit phrases for you. It is ever popular on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Commander Zod
by Komodoware
Fly around through space and shoot things after you destroyed the Earth in this sub-par game.
Creepy Guy Soundboard
by Fifth Independent
This is a soundboard we made based off of the creepy guy who leaves a message on the answering machine on one of the PC Gamer mini adventure games they used to include on their CDs that came with the magazine.
Dare to Dream: Episodes 1-3
by Epic Games
This is the game that got CliffyB his job at what was then Epic MegaGames. It is a cartoonish adventure game where you travel inside the mind of a 10 year old boy and try to find out just why his dreams are becoming reality.
GXSCC
by GASHISOFT
Want to hear how a song would of sounded like in NES or FM Synthesis format and have a MIDI of it? Wondering what NES and FM Synthesis even is to begin with? Download this handy dandy little program and now you can listen to MIDIs the way they would of sounded on the first Nintendo Entertainment System or FM Synthesis MIDIs were played with on old sound cards. Double click the logo to switch between NES and FM Synthesis modes.
I Give A Fuck
by Fifth Independent
Here we made a portable home version of that attempting to give a fuck thing from Facebook. Use this to give a fuck when you aren’t able to!
Marbles
by Komodoware
I forget what this is and don’t care enough to check right now. I think it’s that ancient marble game where you hop marbles over marbles to make marbled disappear until you only have one left.
Mario’s Damsel Adventure
by Shadoware
This was sent in by request to be included as part of our programs. The person who made it was quite proud of it and we thought it was noteworthy enough to be listed here. Take a look at it yourself, it is a must see. We think it was inspired by Action 52 to be honest.
Megaman’s Hyperball v1.3
This is version 1 so expect and report errors but the whole game is playable. A pong game Mike made with the help of some people. You play pong and then fight a boss in each stage. There is a shop and the ball gets faster nonstop when you’re not fighting bosses. There’s also plenty of powerups which can make or break the match you’re in for you or the opponent. It also has two player online or offline mode but the online mode is sort of broken for now. Mike went with a Megaman theme because the Megaman soccer game had sprites of a type that he needed for this and he sucks at drawing.
Microsoft Hover!
by Microsoft
In this 3D game you try to capture the enemy flags before they capture all of yours and you are all in bumper cars. The enemies are robots and you get various power ups such as jumping, cloaking, etc. We put it up for download because although it’s old, people still ask us if we have it and it’s not available on Microsoft’s website anymore.
Nemesis 2
by Komodoware
Another Komodoware game where you fly around in space and shoot things.
New.exe
by Fifth Independent
This is Mike Crain’s first Blitz Basic program he ever made. It is very useful and will change your life.
Presto
by ??????
This is the first MIDI program Mike worked with before he moved on to bigger and better things. Hell you can’t even edit notes after they’ve been recorded, that’s how primitive it is. This is here purely for nostalgic archival purposes and is not recommended to be used except as a last resort and if you’re good at playing. At least you can use your typing keyboard to play in it!
Proactive Granular Eyeballs Setup
by Fifth Independent
The first ever install file Mike Crain made. Download it for shits and giggles or as a party favor even. It installs a bunch of the puzzle game UZ3′s music on to your hard drive and that’s about it.
Recorder
by Microsoft?
An archaic program which allowed you to append text macros to various keys you pressed on your keyboard. It came with Windows 3.11 or maybe 3.1 so don’t be surprised if it dicks you around.
Simple Dice Roller
by Fifth Independent
As the name implies, this is a simple dice rolling program. You pick the number of sides you want your dice to have and click the roll button. So sophisticated.
Sombra: Shivrahn’s Awakening
by Fifth Independent
Walk around and shoot shit for experience and complete many mission objects in a stage by stage format in this game.
Space Tycoon
by Komodoware
Yet another space based Komodoware game, except this time it’s based heavily off of the game Monopoly but with many additions such as fuel required to move your spaceship and a cyberpilot super power you can find which effectively lets you cheat and move as many spaces as you want. A board making/editor program is also included. Overall a fun little simple game.
Splatt
by Komodoware
You are a garbage man who looks like a cross between a barbarian and a Mexican wrestler and you try to catch falling garbage in a garbage can.
Symphony of the Night Soundboard
by Fifth Independent.
Coming eventually.
‘The Game’ for Windows
by Fifth Independent
That fag Mike Crain just had to port this to Windows…
Virus Archive
by various people
A bunch of old viruses Mike has had throughout the years that you can use them for learning purposes only. We take no responsibility for your actions. Plus you have to guess the password to open it anyway but the password is something really obvious.
Xenon ‘THIS IS AN ANIMATION’ Soundboard
by Fifth Independent
Another soundboard Mike Crain made based off of the THIS IS AN ANIMATION flash movie Xenon made.
Zombie Castle
by Komodoware
An old four directional shooter game where you travel through graveyards, dungeons, etc. and finally the vampire’s castle to take down ‘Count Suckula’. You get up to five weapons and various power ups such as a shield. Alternatively you can use the editor and entirely change the graphics to make the final boss something entirely different.