O noez I used someone else’s work for this image, better step past your jurisdiction and ban me from my own page youtube, because we all know you’re a shining white knight for justice but I guess that means you’d have to take time out of your busy schedule of tilting at windmills.

So I was sitting here on my computer today when suddenly youtube busted in through my front door and ran up to me and got right in my face and stuck their penis up my nose and said “OMG WTFBBQHAX UR BANNED FROM LIFE BUT I WON’T TELL U WHY” and so I died. Upon trying to reincarnate into a new body so I could maybe repeal the ban or perhaps even find out why I was banned in the inbox of my email I was informed by satan “Account disabled, please use a different email. ” So I was stuck, but we all know youtube did it just to have an excuse to copulate with my nostril because that’s about the only orifice small enough for youtube’s penis to fit snugly into. And also mine. After several hours of being forced to take it up the ass from the many Wikipedia admins who had died (because they all go to hell when they die because they are all secretly lawyers on the side with the amount of lies they tell and we all know they secretly want me anyway) my intestines finally exploded and propelled me so far through the ceiling I ended up back on Earth. Youtube was then even more butt hurt than I was and proceeded to kill themselves to avoid being sued by god but just then a nurse came in and injected Clozapine into my arm and god and satan ceased to exist and youtube stopped being an anthropomorphic being. This is actually what the government does for all religious fanatics (and no I mean religious fanatics, not all religious people) but they’re part of an unfortunate group who are suffering from treatment resistant psychosis. So anyway I got back on my computer and it turned out youtube actually banned my email address and suspended my account because of a video I made that was two minutes long where I chopped up clips of the final battle from Advent Children and set them to a song from Lords of the Realm 2 which had really bad quality to begin with. I’m not an FF7 psycho fan boy who wants to ram Cloud up the ass but it’s too bad shit like this doesn’t happen to those fan boys for being the way they are, this is proof there is no justice or god in the world (which was proved in the part where the Clozapine made god and satan disappear) with the way they rabidly attack people who dissent towards FF7 and spout insane bullshit about the game. Hell I’m one of the most horrible people on Earth in their eyes now just for writing it out as FF7 and not “Final Fantasy VII”. “Final Fantasy 7″ also throws them into a sissy fit. I guess it turns out my video was so awesome that it caused Square Enix to lose SO MUCH money that they almost went bankrupt because the whole 26 people who saw it were all like AH MAN FUCK THE ACTUAL MOVIE THIS SURPASSES ALL AWESOMENESS. And I thought all my videos were shitty and lame but I guess not. Oh shit I guess I should just go off myself because I can’t favorite the awesome shit of Fred or Shane Dawson. Holy fuck how will I live without being able to subscribe to them? God my prestige is lost, I have no hopes of making it anywhere in this world now because youtube has banned me. I guess because the Advent Children video I got banned for was so awesome it was causing Square Enix to have to file bankruptcy (which was more chopped up than a corpse made to fit in a suitcase) they must think all my other videos were just as awesome and were trying to protect the public from their brains exploding from trying to comprehend the sheer awesome. Too bad for them I’m hosting them on my own website but I guess that’s ok because no one ever comes here anyway so the world is safe. Youtube should become leader of the world for saving the lives of everyone from such a horrible threat to mankind. We need them as leader of the world because after all who needs Fair Use? Fair Use is the ultimate sin that would offend god if he even existed even more than blasphemy of the holy spirit. Youtube is also like those religious fanatics I mentioned earlier and the government has tried to treat their psychosis with involuntary injection antipsychotics but although they are similar in that they are both treatment resistant entities, youtube suffers from severe paranoia rather than ridiculous delusions. Since Nobuo Uematsu left and Square Enix continually whores out Final Fantasy even after the series creator left the company as well, Square can suck my dick.

For another example of how awesome youtube is and how much they bother to check into the copyright claims they receive, read this article. Yes this is all undeniable proof that youtube gives a damn about it’s user base and administration responsibilities and checks into each and every individual case.