We are no longer doing live shows after the Serenitatis Impact Crater show on the Moon. The Core of the Earth and The River Styx live shows made us enough money to retire on (due to the ridiculous price of the tickets we charged and claimed most of it was for insurance purposes but kept it to ourselves) but we continue to make music because we like to make people suffer. Keep checking our website and MySpace page for new material you sadomasochists. Sorry, we are not accepting refunds for the Serenitatis Impact Crater tickets after you just found out we ripped you off.

So I finally got off my fat lazy ass and did the images page. It’s kinda broken right now and I’m going to fix it a bit later with image descriptions and such because right now I’m going to eat and watch The Shining. I guess now you can see what we look like and see the stupid shit we’ve made in images although you could of also done this on our MySpace page if you would of been smart and checked it.

So Tyson went apeshit and blocked me forever. Youtube must of implanted a nanomite into his brain to influence his actions in their conquest to suspend me from life. Go here if you want to read about how retarded it was and how the things he said were fucking stupid as well as other ways he’s a retarded loser.

Tyson McAuley is a Fat Ass – Tales of Ass Kickery

Yeah so I found out the link to the demo of Sombra was a broken one and fixed that so go download it now if you were trying to earlier. I love how there were some people who tried to download it and reached the 404 page and didn’t bother to drop me a line on the contact us page.

Sombra: Shivrahn’s Awakening – Programs

Oh my god this is horrible, the most tragic thing that’s ever happened to me. Click on the link below to find out what happened.

Jewtube – Tales of Ass Kickery