So we’ve been fucking around with VST technology lately which has shit like fake acoustic guitars that sound convincing enough to fool even veteran guitar players and shit and my back is fucked up even more so than usual which is why I’m cussing like a mother fuckin’ sailor. I’d love for The Day After to be released on Halloween as a neat Halloween treat since the music aspect of it sounds very professionally done now so we’ll see what happens.

The website was down yesterday because the server was being worked on and I was a dumb ass and thought Frontpage was just being a dick and I tried reinstalling something server side which made it all fucked up. Well that was pretty gay but the website’s still okay. Added a new rant to the Tales of Ass Kickery and finally managed to get the bullshit insult generator up and running.

Kayak held a concert earlier today but because Qwest is a dick internet provider I couldn’t watch it since it kept losing connection every second or two. I would of posted this earlier to let everyone know in advance but I figured I wouldn’t be able to watch it for some reason so I felt like being a dick to anyone who comes here and likes Kayak.

Also finally got the news archive buttons to work so now you can finally check old updates from previous months/years if you’re really that bored.

Also also added the Mako Mayo closing and opening themes to the misc audio section and some videos, so go download all of that shit.

Also also also added some more Tales of Ass Kickery after a few stagnant weeks of nothing new so go read that shit too while you’re at it.

Added another patch to the refills section. I’ve been kinda lazy lately with rants and everything since I’ve felt sick for the past week or two I guess which is ironic in some way, I’m sure.

So someone hacked the website and placed Phishing scams in one of the folders. The website is back up anyway and someone’s going to rot in prison. What a great way to start Octorber! It’s actually kind of a compliment to me that our website was worth the trouble of fucking with. On a lighter note, I uploaded a Geiger counter patch I made in the Thor synthesizer for Reason 4 which you can now download. Also I removed the uploads page and secured everything more to try to prevent this hacker problem from happening again.

Geiger Counter v2.0 – Instrument Patches